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This guy wales up one morning to find a gorilla in a tree in his backyard. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "is it a boy or a girl gorilla?" the service guy asks, to which the man responds "ar a boy." "oh yeah, i can help you. I'll be right there". An hour later the guy shows up with a stick, a chihuahua, a shotgun and a pair of handcuffs. "now i an going to climb this tree and sold the gorilla with my stick until he falls, when he does the trained chihuahua will bite the gorillas testicals off. The gorilla will them cross his hands to protect himself and allow you ty sty the handcuffs on him". The man asks, "what is the shotgun for?". The service guy replies, "if i fall out of the tree before the gorilla then shoot the chihuahua, cause I love my balls".
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