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(Simple Eye Test) A small test to check eyesight yourself. Hope it will work. please follow the guidelines..... 1. First close one of your eye . 2. Move your mouse point at the red *. 3. Right click at the red *. 4. Then click (select all) or click on the star and drag down the mouse. 5. Then you will see the result . * Stupid ! People ask you to do something and you do it without applying your mind ;) Your eye sight is alright, But Your Mind has got Problem hehehehe ... Ha...HA...HA...!!! NOW ENOUGH...GO BACK TO UR WORK .... I am also a VICTIM of this ...   If u r angry THEN SEND IT TO YOUR BEST FRIEND .. __

FWD:: Tales of Udurawana (*Editor's choice*)

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The Tales of Udurawana...

Udurawana bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone in his Phone Book saying,  "My MobileNo. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"  Udurawana: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College. Friend: Really, what is he studying?  Udurawana: No he is not studying, they are Studying him. Udurawana: Doctor, In my dreams... I play football every night.  Dr. : Take this tablet, you will be ok. Udurawana: Can I take it tomorrow? tonight is final game!  Udurawana: If I die will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister.... But if I die will u remarry?  Udurawana: No, I'll also stay with your sister! Udurawana: People consider me as a "GOD" Wife: How do you know?? Udurawana: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,                        "Oh GOD! U have come again.." Udurawana: (to police officer) Sir all items are missing,                      Except the TV in my house. Police: How come the thief did not take the TV???  Udurawana: I was watching TV news...  Udurawana comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 compliment" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----  How do you recognize Udurawana in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases The board. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Once Udurawana was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.  So a man asked him the reason for such peculiar behaviour... He replied that the weather forecast Announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it Would be hot. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -----  Udurawana is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Udurawana bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Kandy, Where he lived, to Colombo to meet his friend. He reached there in a few Hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up His mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening And not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third Day, his distraught mother ran to him and asked "What Happened, My Son??" Udurawana Got out, obviously very tired from the long journey, and said, "These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only One for going back!" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Udurawana: why r all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup Udurawana: If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running? ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ***** Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense Udurawana: The future tense is "u will go to jail" ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* **** Udurawana: (to his servant) Go and water the plants...  Servant: But it's already raining Udurawana: So what? Take an umbrella and go. ************ ********* ********* ********* ***** *********

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FWD:: How you and Diana defined in Globalization ::?

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What is Globalization? HERE'S A LESSON FOR YOU, BET YOU NEVER KNEW THIS!   A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate: Question: What is the truest definition  of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a  German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals...... . That, my friends, is   Globalization !

FWD:: Finally a CPU Inside Keyboard...[what did i saw it right :S]

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FWD:: $1 Billion Family Home : the Antilia House-Ambani...

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MOST EXPENSIVE HOUSE IN THE WORLD   Mukesh Ambani's $1 billion home is located in Mumbai, India and is called the Antilia house.       Antilia is named after the mythical island in the Atlantic. The construction is inspired by the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.           The $1 billion family home built for the world's forth richest man Mukesh Ambani, his wife and three children, is said to be the greenest of all buildings. Ambani family has employed a staff of 600 to tend to the home.         According to Inhabitat the Antilia is "boasting 27 stories at 568 feet high, with a total area of over 398,000 square feet of living space. The building, which has taken nearly three years to complete, hosts 27-stories, which are far from modest.                Antilla, has consumed electricity worth Rs. 70,69,488 in the one month since Mukesh Ambani moved in with wife Nita and their three children. It is the Mumbai's highest residential electricity bill generated till date.           The home contains a health club with a gym and dance studio, a swimming pool, a ballroom, guestrooms, a variety of lounges, and a 50-seater cinema. Three helicopter pads have been installed on the roof, and a car park for 160 vehicles sits on the ground floor.           How many cars do u have to have 6 floors of parking? I'll tell you how many cars he has...168 imported cars !           Each floor are designed with various materials so as to bring a different look           Lounges, fine rugs, chandeliers and mirrors can be seen at any room.         The most striking features of the  Antilla which caught my eye is probably the ballroom which has crystal chandeliers that take up approximately 80% of the ceiling.   It has silver stairways that lead to a central landing, behind which two retractable doors can open to display works of art.   DINNING ROOM    There is also a stage for entertainment or speeches, with a projection screen behind it.   A kitchen, about the same size as the ballroom itself, can service hundreds of guests, an Olympic-size swimming pool and a four-storey open garden.     Other floors have gyms and glass-fronted apartments for guests.       The two floors above the family's residence have been set aside as maintenance areas and for an "air space floor" capable of accommodating three helicopters.   BY the way, It's entirely   made of  Glass.

FWD:: Finally a book to understand women [FOR MEN ONLY]

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Finally a book for all MEN to understand 

WOMEN…

FWD:: ONLY IN Pakistan [the very special edition :D]

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FWD:: How to handle a Husband

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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay , Jamaica .

Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple'

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ,' explained the man.

'We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.

We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.

My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'

We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you *%&#@$ crazy!?'

She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's once.'

And from that moment….. we have lived happily every after.'

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...  Apparently a true story....

"I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log in
with a password.... now you have to understand he's got somewhat of a
rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect... so when the
computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in "penis"...

I nearly fell off the chair from laughing so hard when the computer replied:

**** PASSWORD REJECTED. TOO SHORT *****

FWD:: Dr. Phil's Test (see who you areee...)

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Below is Dr.Phil's test

(Dr. Phil scored 55, he did this on Oprah and she got 38.)  Some people pay a lot of money to find this out!  Read on, this is very interesting!  Don't be overly sensitive!  The following is pretty accurate and it only takes a few minutes.    Take this test for yourself and send it on to your friends..  The person who sent it placed their score in the email subject box....  Please do the same before forwarding it on to your friends.   Don't peek, but begin the test as you scroll down and answer.  Answers are for who you are now and not who you were in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today .  It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and in their prospective employees.    It's only 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers to each question. Make sure to change the subject of the email to read YOUR total.    When you are finished, forward this to friends, family.    Make sure to put 'YOUR' score in the subject box.  Ready? Begin. 1. When do you feel your best.  A)  in the morning B)  during the afternoon and early evening C )  late at night 2.   You usually walk...  A)  fairly fast, with long steps B)  fairly fast, with little steps C)  less fast head up, looking the world in the face D)  less fast, head down E)  very slowly 3.   When talking to people you....  A)  stand with your arms folded B)  have your hands clasped C)  have one or both your hands on your hips D)  touch or push the person to whom you are talking E)   play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair 4.   When relaxing, you sit with...  A)   your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side B)  your legs crossed C)  your legs stretched out or straight D)  one leg curled under you 5.   When something really amuses you, you react with...  A)  big appreciated laugh B)  a laugh, but not a loud one C)  a quiet chuckle D)  a sheepish smile 6.   When you go to a party or social gathering you.... A)  make a loud entrance so everyone notices you B)  make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know C)  make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed 7.   You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted...    A)  welcome the break B)  feel extremely irritated C)  vary between these two extremes 8.   Which of the following colours do you like most......    A)  Red or orange B)  black C)  yellow or light blue D)  green E)  dark blue or purple F)  white G)  brown or grey 9.   When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are...    A)  stretched out on your back B)  stretched out face down on your stomach C)  on your side, slightly curled D)  with your head on one arm E)  with your head under the covers  10.   You often dream that you are...  A)  falling B)  fighting or struggling C)  searching for something or somebody D)  flying or floating E)  you usually have dreamless sleep F)  your dreams are always pleasant     POINTS:  1.  (a) 2     (b) 4     (c) 6 2.  (a) 6     (b) 4     (c) 7     (d) 2     (e) 1  3.  (a) 4     (b) 2     (c) 5     (d) 7     (e) 6 4.  (a) 4     (b) 6     (c) 2     (d) 1 5.  (a) 6     (b) 4     (c) 3     (d) 5     (e) 2 6.  (a) 6     (b) 4     (c) 2 7.  (a) 6     (b) 2     (c) 4  8.  (a) 6     (b) 7     (c) 5     (d) 4     (e) 3     (f) 2     (g) 1 9.  (a) 7     (b) 6     (c) 4     (d) 2     (e ) 1 10 (a) 4    (b) 2     (c) 3    (d) 5     (e) 6     (f) 1  Now add up the total number of points. OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should 'handle with care'.  You're seen as vain, self-centred, and who is extremely dominant.  Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.  51 TO 60 POINTS :  Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality, a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones.  They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once, someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure.  They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.  41 TO 50 POINTS :  Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting, someone who's constantly in the centre of attention, but sufficiently well balanced not to let it go to their head.  They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding, someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.  31 TO 40 POINTS:  Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & ; practical.  They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest.  Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expects the same loyalty in return.  Those who really get to know you, realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.  21 TO 30 POINTS:  Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.  They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.  It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think t his reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.  UNDER 21 POINTS:   People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist.  Some people think you're boring.  Only those who know you well, know that you aren't.  Now forward this to others, and put your score in the subject box of your e-mail , like this:    Dr. Phil's test...I'm a  43

FWD:: : 21st century Revolution! XD

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Welcome to the 21st Century!!

Communication - Wireless

Phones             - Cordless

Cooking           - Fireless

Food                - Fatless

Sweets             - Sugarless

Labour             - Effortless

Relations          - Fruitless

Attitude            - Careless

Feelings            - Heartless

Politics             - Shameless

Education         - Worthless

Mistakes          - Countless

Arguments        - Baseless

Youth               - Jobless

Ladies              - Topless

Boss                 - Brainless

Jobs                 - Thankless

Needs              - Endless

Situation           - Hopeless

Salaries            - Less & Less

PROTESTS    - USE LESS 

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Manujith Pallewatte <ManZzup>
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