Friday, August 19, 2011
FWD:: A Story about True Love (Everything doesn't end same way)
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A boy and a girl were in love.When the girl’s father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.
Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.
The girl’s father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them .
At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper. Her father said “If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly.”
So in this way, their love won and they returned home.
The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.
The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock.
The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.
Two nights later, the girl’s mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter’s dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.
The next night her father had the same dream , he also ignored it. Then the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the blood stains immediately.
She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible would happen.
This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.
She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.
The old lady woke her up… and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl. She asked “What is this…?” The old lady replied…
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“This is Nirma Washing Powder” “Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma… Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,
Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye, sabki pasand nirma Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma.Nirma”
Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye, sabki pasand nirma Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma.Nirma”
10 ka 1, do pe ek free
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FWD:: Funny GED Test Questions And Answers by Future US Leaders
checkout this FWD! The future of America ? Funny but true . It is the sad state of most of our kids' education at present!!! The following questions were set in last year's GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)…………is this for real????? Here are the funny but true GED test questions and answers by our future leaders Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists Q. How is dew formed? A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire Q. What causes the tides in the oceans? A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections? A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election Q. What are steroids? A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope) Q.. What happens to your body as you age? A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true) Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes? A. Premature death Q. What is artificial insemination? A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow Q. How can you delay milk turning sour? A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant) Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)? A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U.. (wtf!) Q. What is the fibula? A. A small lie Q. What does 'varicose' mean? A. Nearby Q. What is the most common form of birth control? A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work) Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section' A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome Q. What is a seizure? A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit) Q. What is a terminal illness? A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable) Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG) Q. What does the word 'benign' mean? A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant) Q. What is a turbine? A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head This is our future..very scary!! |
FWD:: Have you ever known these Definitions?
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FWD:: FIRST INDIAN ASTRONAUT RETURNS TO EARTH
FWD:: Types of Girls in term of Tech
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~Types Of Girls~
(in terms of tech.)
HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS:
she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off
she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS:
everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.
everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She makes horrible things look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...!!
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...!!
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