Sunday, August 21, 2011

FWD:: Official Miscommunication


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A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don’t have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk.
So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note.
About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.
Attached is what he found. Sometimes things don’t always come out the way you want them to……..
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FWD:: Symbolic Friendship


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FWD:: Magical Weather Forecasting Stone


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FWD:: Always Think Positively


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Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous area. They decided to get down at some place.
After the couple got down at some place, the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and Crushed the bus to crumbs.
Everybody on board was killed. The couple upon seeing that, said, “We wish we were on that bus” Why do u think they said that?
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——————- Answer !!!! ——————-
If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to
get down, the resulting time delay could have been avoided and the
rock would have fallen after the bus had passed ..!!!
Always-think positive in life and look for opportunities when
you can help others.

FWD:: Amazing Fact About Microsoft Windows


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You might have come across many articles regarding the usage of Microsoft products. Did you ever imagine that you can’t create a folder in Microsoft Windows.
Try to create a FOLDER anywhere on your computer which can be named as “CON”.
This is something pretty cool…and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn’t answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW , IT WILL NOT CREATE ” CON ” FOLDER
Try To rename the New Folder as CON or con It will not Accept

FWD:: Computer | Male Or Female??? O.o


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A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French,
nouns,
unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as
masculine or feminine.
“House,” in French, is feminine–”la maison.” “Pencil,” in French, is
masculine–”le crayon.”
One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?”
The teacher did not know, and the word wasn’t in her French
dictionary.
So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough,
by
gender, and asked them to decide whether “computer” should be a
masculine or feminine noun.
Both groups were required to give four reasons for their
recommendation.
The men’s group decided that computers should definitely be of the
feminine gender (“la computer”), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your pay check on accessories for it.
The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be
masculine
(“le computer”), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you’d waited
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.

FWD:: Hidden Meanings Of Words | So True


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DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE
PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN
MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN
DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

FWD:: Largest Domino Pyramid Ever Created... WoW


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FWD:: Stupid Internet Users


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FWD:: Beautiful Earth!



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Rays of Dawn






Flowery Pathway





Porco Rosso's Secret Base (alluded to the 1992Miyazaki 's animated feature film Porco Rosso)






Ice Crystals




Bird of Lights





Earth's Belly Button







FWD:: If Batman designed the trains


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FWD:: Reference Guides To Men And Women


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Guide for Women on Men...


Guide for Men on Women...
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So Obviously Men Are Smarter because They Had To Read This Massive Book On Women!!!!


FWD:: Are You Smarter Than These Animals?


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There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion
a Chimpanzee
a Giraffe
and a Squirrel.
If they compete, who do you think would get the Banana first?
So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
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If your answer is:
Giraffe = you’re unrealistic.
Lion = you’re not honest.
Chimpanzee = you’re a complete moron.
Squirrel = you’re hopeless.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN’T HAVE BANANAS. 

FWD:: Smart Or What?


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FWD:: Amdon's Short Jokes


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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
AMDA : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
AMDA : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

 TEACHER : AMDON, go to the map and find North America.
AMDA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : AMDON!

TEACHER : AMDON , how do you spell "crocodile"?
AMDA : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
AMDA : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!



TEACHER : AMDON, give me a sentence starting with "I".
AMDA : I is...
TEACHER : No, AMDON. Always say, "I am."
AMDA : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."



TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? "
AMDA : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time."



TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now
do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
AMDA : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"


AMDA : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
AMDA: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?



TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots !
AMDA: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair
just like that at home.



TEACHER : Now, AMDON, tell me frankly do you say prayers
before eating ?
AMDA: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.



TEACHER : AMDON, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
AMDA: No, teacher, it's the same dog !



TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
AMDA: A teacher