Thursday, August 25, 2011

FWD:: IF MEN WROTE THE RULES



checkout this FWD!





  • Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

  • If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

  • If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

  • It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.

  • Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?

  • Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

  • You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.

  • Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

  • Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.

  • Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

  • When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.

  • Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived

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