FWD:: The Element *Women*

FWD::s for Socials

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Element name : Women

Symbol : WO

Atomic weight : (don't even go there!)

Physical properties : Generally round in shape,
boils at nothing may freeze at anytime,
melts whenever treated properly,
very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties : very active,
posses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones,
violent when left alone,
able to absorb great amounts of exotic foods,
turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage : highly ornamental,
an extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth,
probably the most powerful income reducing agent ever known to man.

Caution : highly explosive in inexperienced hands!