FWD:: How bad is the Economy? (LOL)

FWD::s for Socials

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…a picture is now worth only 200 words.

…Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen.

…you now get a free bank with the purchase of a toaster oven.

…Kim Kardashian only spent $25 000 on her wedding dress. 

…jury duty is now considered a good-paying job.

…banks are now mailing us pre-declined credit cards.

…African TV now shows ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials.

…when you order a burger at McDonald’s, the kid asks, “Can you afford fries with that?”

…CEOs are playing miniature golf.

…ATMs now give IOUs!

…Mormon polygamists now only have one wife.

…if your the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you ask if they mean you or them.

…McDonald’s is now selling a quarter-ouncer.

…Angelina Jolie adopted an American child.

… Beverly Hills parents are firing their nannies and learning their children’s names.

…a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

…Motel Six no longer leaves the light on for you.

…a picture is now worth only 200 words.

…they renamed Wall Street ” Wal-Mart Street.”

…when Bill and Hillary travel together, they share a room.

…one Las Vegas casino is now managed by Somali pirates.