FWD:: Interesting IT Companies And Their Hidden Meanings

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1.NIIT : Not Interested in IT 

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses 

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions 

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems 
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping 

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds 

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines 

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly 

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors 

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings 

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible 

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort 

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers 

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go 

16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & lackluster 

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd. 

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

FWD:: Deposit in Bank

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The old native American wanted a loan for $500. The banker pulled out the loan application, “What are you going to do with the money?”

“Take jewellery to city and sell it,” was the response.

“What have you got for collateral?”

“Don’t know collateral.”

“Well that’s something of value that would cover the cost of the loan.Have you got any vehicles?”

“Yes, 1949 Chevy pickup.”

The banker shook his head, “How about livestock?”

“Yes, I have a horse.”

“How old is it?”

“Don’t know, has no teeth.”

Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan.

Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank. He pulled out a roll of bills, “Here to pay.” he said. He then handed the banker the money to pay his loan off.

“What are you going to do with the rest of that money?”

“Put in tepee.”

“Why don’t you deposit it in my bank,” he asked.

“Don’t know deposit.”

“You put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you. When you want to use it you can withdraw it.”

The old Indian leaned across the desk, “What you got for collateral?”

FWD:: Doing Business The Indian Way

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Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : “I want to choose my own bride”.

Laloo : “But the girl is Ambani’s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case…. Yes”

Next Laloo approaches Indian Billionaire Mukesh Ambani

Laloo : “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Ambani : “But I dont want to marry my daughter.”

Laloo : “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Ambani : “Ah, in that case…. Yes”

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo : “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President :”But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.”

Laloo : “But this young man is Ambani’s son-in-law.”
President : “Ah, in that case…. Yes.”

Now this is how business is done!!