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Showing posts with label Cars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cars. Show all posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Saturday, September 10, 2011
FWD: Time to take new driving lessons
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Time to ask you kids "How to drive this car?"
Presenting the New Mercedes Benz SCL600
Pretty, isn't it?
So?
What's different about this car?
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WHOA !
No Steering Wheel
No Pedals either
Time to ask you kids "How to drive this car?"
Presenting the New Mercedes Benz SCL600
Pretty, isn't it?
So?
What's different about this car?
.
.
.
.
.
WHOA !
No Steering Wheel
No Pedals either
You drive this car with a joystick
Do you think that you
Can drive with a joystick?
Your kids and grandkids can!!!!
NOW a 3-YEAR-OLD can STEAL your car
AND DRIVE IT BETTER THAN YOU CAN !
Yep - Start
Checking the senior bus shedule!
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Monday, August 29, 2011
FWD:: Damn Cheap Parking
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A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $7,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan.
So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the businessman returns, repays the $7,000 and the interest, which comes to $19.67. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little confused. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What confuses us is why would you bother to borrow $7,000?"
The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for $20 bucks?"
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