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Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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