Sunday, August 28, 2011

FWD:: Wanna Love Or Meet Jesus?


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FWD:: brief Message From The President

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FWD:: Weird Bicycle Helmets

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FWD:: Funny Celebrity Anagrams


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• Britney Spears: best PR in years
• Justin Timberlake: I’m a jerk, but listen
• Madonna Louise Ciccone: occasional nude income. & one cool dance musician.
• Arnold Schwarzenegger: he’s grown large n’ crazed
• William Shatner: slim alien wrath & Will is earthman
• Elvis Aaron Presley: Seen alive? Sorry, pal & earns lovely praise
• David Letterman: terminal dead TV & nerd amid late TV
• Clint Eastwood: old west action & lies down to act
• Jennifer Aniston: fine in torn jeans
• Saddam Hussein: UNs said he’s mad
• Marilyn Monroe: in lore, my Norma & I marry loon men
• Sean Connery: on any screen
• Sharon Stone: no near shots & ass on throne
• Jim Morrison: Mr. Mojo Risin’
• Howard Stern: wonder trash
• Frodo Baggins: bad ring’s goof
• Sherlock Holmes: heh smells crook
• Babe Ruth: he rub bat
• Robin Williams: I warm billions
• Monty Python’s Flying Circus: strongly psychotic, I’m funny
• Steve Martin: I’m star event
• James Marshall Hendrix: hinder lax, harmless jam
• Princess Diana: ascend in Paris & end is a car spin
• Stevie Wonder: er, doesn’t view
• Elvis Costello: voice sells lot
• Paul McCartney: pay Mr. Clean cut


FWD:: A Wise Word Of Caution

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Better Drive Carefully


FWD:: Frog Or Horse?

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FWD:: Top 05 Misheard Lyrics


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Song : Addicted To Love - Robert Palmer
Misheard Lyrics : Might as well face it, you are a dick with a glove
Real Lyrics : Might as well face it, you are addicted to love


Song : Oh Canada - National Anthems
Misheard Lyrics : Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze
Real Lyrics : Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee



Song : Losing My religion - R.E.M.
Misheard Lyrics : Let's pee in the corner, lets pee in the spotlight
Real Lyrics : That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight

Song : Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Misheard Lyrics : The algebra has a devil for the sidekick eeeee...
Real Lyrics : Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me...


AND THE TOP MISHEARD SONG IS :

Song : Centerfold - J.Geils Band
Misheard Lyrics : My anus is a center hole
Real Lyrics : My angel is a centerfold