Wednesday, August 24, 2011
FWD:: Top 10 Funny Shirts
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Based upon my sense of humor, these are the top 10 funniest shirts at T-ShirtOutlet. Of course, opinions vary and I’m a little twisted, so I’ll have to let you be the judge…
It’s only funny until someone gets hurt…I lost 40 pounds…All stressed out…I keep pressing escape…Pigs fly…There is too much blood…I feel this one a little too personally…Eight things you should never say to a cop…
It’s okay…It’s funny because…Okay, it would be a little too ironic if I wore that last shirt, but I think it’s funny anyway.
FWD:: A blonde and her car
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A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.”
“That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if I only can sell the car.”
“Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter on your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore.”
The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?”
“No,” replied the blonde, “why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
FWD:: A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father
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The barber says to her, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your Twinkie.”
She says, “I know. I’m gonna get boobs too. “
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake.
The barber says to her, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your Twinkie.”
She says, “I know. I’m gonna get boobs too. “
FWD:: Time to do the FRIDAY dance
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Put your hands in da air and wave 'em like you just don't care cause
It's Friday BABY!!!!!
Time to do the Friday dance!!!!!
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
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